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[ "diary doghanchi" hya hitgujwarchya diarycha ha kahi aprakashit bhag. shilpa ani sachinchya tya diaryt tyanchya manatlya kahi goshti lihaychya rahun gelya mhanun parat doghanni lihileli hee tarikh waar nasleli pan khari khuri diary :o) ]

Sachin : shilpa mhanali mhanun me evdi diary lihayla ghetli. pan chaila diary vikat ghyala gelo tar sala kuthe diary milena chalu varshachi. tyatun eka thikani milali ani ata lihayla basloy. khas diary lihaysathi mhanun ek parker cha pen pan vikat ghetlay. 199 rupayancha chuna lagla.

Shilpa : aajkal kinai mala kinai sachin kinai farach avadu laglay. agadi saglawel tyachyakade nusta tak lavun pahat rahavasa vatta. sarkha tyachya ajubajula rahavasa vatta. divasbhar tyachech vichar manat astat pan me evdi sachinsathi tadfadtey pan tyachya kadhi lakshat yeil tar shapath!

Sachin : aajkal boss aplyala tee sheetal jaam avadu lagliye. kay rahate, kay bolte, kay chalte, kay haste.....ahahaha. classmadhe sarkha tichyach kadech baghat rahavasa vatta. ti samor disli ki dolyancha nusta telescope hoto. sagle khach khalge baghaaaaat rahavese vattat. sheetal mhanje akashicha to chandrach ahe.

Shilpa : ha sachin mela halkat, krur, dushta tya chandalni sheetalchya mage mage agadi bhungya sarkha firat asto aajkal. ani tee sheetal pan tyala lift dete. chhe maza assa jalfalat hoto na aajkal sakali tya doghanna ekatra jog kartanna baghitla ki.

Sachin : aaj dupari sheetal la makya barobar baghitla. nusti khidalat hoti tyachyabarobar. ashi tidik shirli dokyat. makya sala halkat tichya facta mandit jaun basaychach shillak thevla hota lekachyane. taripan sheetal farach khatru disat hoti.

Shilpa : aaj sachin class madhe nusta sheetal kade tak laun pahat hota. me mag muddam tyachya hatawar pensil ni taktak karoon tyala disturb kela. teva kuthe tandri bhangli tyachi. ani he poorese navte mhanun ki kay aaj ajun ek apashakun ghadla. aaj diary lihayla ghetli tar sachincha photo khalti padla. ekda vatla photo sarkhach sachinahi mazya aiushhyatun gela.. pan nahi !!! me kahi lechi pechi vatte ka kay ? ata changla bharpoor dinka lavun chitkun thevlay me photo diarytach. baghtech kasa paloon jato te

Sachin : hee shilpa aajkal farach angchatila yet aste. aaj bikewarti basli hoti tar bhiti vatte mhanun farach mithya marat hoti. pan khota kashala sangu, tichya makhmali katyanmule mala nako tithe kate ubhe rahat hote. pan kahi mhana shilpa mei kucch hai jo sheetal mei nahi !

Shilpa : aaj sachin ni agadi kamal keli. me balconymadhe ubhi hote kes valavat tar chakka magun yeun tyani maza kiss ghetla ani war sunder diste ahes mhanun satakla. shee ..he kay chumban ghena zala ? one way only ? thoda thambla asta 1 minit tar .........

Sachin : aaj sheetal ni vait popat kela. mala gheun geli kuthetari ani chakka tila kasa shrimant navra havay vagairecha lecture det sutli. aaila hava tar milav na amir baap ka ekhada bigda hua beta. koni adavlay ? chappan pahilyat mhanava tuzya sarkhya. sheetal mule aaj chandrawarahi daag astat hyachi athavan zali.

Shilpa : deva re kase tuze abhaar manu kalatach nahiye. tya sheetalchi peeda talali ekdachi. agadi kuthe konala sangu he sagla asa zalay. pan konalach sangta yet nahiye. siddhivinayakala sangitlach hota me, sachin la sheetal pasun sodavlas tar ardha paav pedhe dein mhanun. pan ardhya pavat paavel asa watla navta. chala ata sachin maza. facta maza.

Sachin : aaj deewali hoti. shilpa sadi nesun maitrin barobar jatanna disli. ekdum sattak sexy disat hoti sadi madhe. asa vatla teechya ughdya kamrewarun haat firvun tila ek mastapaiki bariksa chimta kadhava. shilpa aajkal disli ki mazya manat nako nako te vichar yetat. mag me mantacah gayatri mantra putputayla lagto. tyani sarva bhavnanwarti kabu yeto mhantat.

Shilpa : aaj paadva. aaila babanna ovaltanna baghun me manatach, me sachinla ovaltey ani mag tyachyakadoon vatta oavalni vasul kartey ase chitra rangvat rahile.

Sachin : aaj aaini saafsafai karayla malyawarti chadhavla. shappath bara zala malach sangitla. eka kopryat playboy che don issues dhool khatpadle hote. chaymari, mag athavala kevatari mage ekda mich ghaigadbadit malyawarti fekun dile hote.

Shilpa : aaj sachincha vadhdivas hota. amhi khup dhamal keli. KNPH baghitla, nachlo gaylo, ratri jevayla baher gelo astanna sachin kadche paise sample. me tyala mazya javalche dile. sarkhe paise samptat sachinche ani mag mala maze dyave lagtat. paise parat karaycha tar kadhi navach nahi. barr te jaude .. mukkhya goshta mhanje aaj sachin ne mala propose kele. aaiga nashib maza. mala tar vatla hota me mhatari hoin tyani propose karaychi vaat baghta baghta. pan changla jara romantic style ni propose karayche ki nahi ? tar nahi. amhi ghari parat yet hoto tar achanak mala mhanala "kaho na pyar hai" ata hyawar kay mhanayche ? itkyanda divas bhar kani kapali ordun sangitle shumbhachya tari suddha parat tech sangayche mhanje farach zala. ani mag warti mala ek te pandhre dhop phool deun kaytari ugach katha kadambaryanmadhlya sarkha dialoguebaji karat basla hota. "maze ayushya asech ahey pandhare, bin ranganche, tula detoy, tula jo hava to rang tyat bhar." asa mhanala me kay rangari watle ka ranga bharaila ? changle ranga dakhavte bagh leka ata lagna nantar. pan tari me ghetla te ful. itkya divsanchya prayatnanna fal .. nave ful ale mhanayche. ek sangaycha rahilach aaj me farach chavatpana kela. sachinla birthday gift mhanun chakka ek chumban dila. ta. ka. sachin che me chumban ghetle teva tyachya tondala farach ghan vaas yet hota. anapekshit chumban ghetle mhanje hech nashibi yete. point to be noted. hyapudhe tyala sangayla have ki me kevahi tula kiss karin teva mouth freshnar vagaire javal thevat ja.

Sachin : aaj maza vadhdivas hota. kadhi visru shaknar nahi aajcha divas. aaj me shilpala propose kela. nemkya welela kay bolava kahi suchlach nahi. mag kasa basa "kaho na pyar hai" mhanun gelo. pan te jaude. shilpa ho mhanali hech mahatvacha. akher amcha ghoda ganget nahale !

Shilpa : Aaj sheetal la bhetalele Visavamadhe. Kahitaree news sangnaar hotee mhane. News mhatalyawar me udalech. Sheetal Evadhyaat ? Tari sangat hote. Vatla ki mazya Sachinla adakvnaar ki kay hi baya ! Pun tasa kahich zala nahi. Kahich sangitala nahi.

Sachinla aaj bhetayala gelele tar he dhyaan mazya photokade baghat hasat baslay. Ekade me samor ahey tar tyache kahich nahi. Yedchaapach ahey. Mug sheetalbaddal kahibahi bolat rahila. "Tee ashi ahey n tahsi ahey mhanoon" Are mathha mansa me samor ahey mazyabaddal bol ki kahitari. Kar ki kahitari. Cinematala hero kasa mast prem karto. tyasarkhe agadi zadabhovti nachlo nahi tari galyat haat ghalun tar don goshti premachya karta yetat. propose karayachya aadhi maare aitit chumbane ghet hota. Ni atta ? Meech kahitari karayala hava. Ya betyakadoon kahi hoil ase vatat nahi.

Sachin : Saala aaj moorkhapanach zala maaza. Shilpa samor Sheetalbaddal bolat baslo. Vait ghotala rav. Savay zaleli na gele kahi mahine. Tyamule Sheetalchech Naav tondat yet rahila. Atta savay badalali pahije. Nahitar na ghar ka na ghaat Ka hoil sthiti.

Kaal picturela jaycha tharavala. shilpala mhatla masta paiki ekadya hit and hot picturela jauyat tar nahich mhanali dhadkan. ani war mala fukat madhe lecture det basli. aaila ... hicha kahi kalatach nahi kadhi kadhi. kahi kela nahi tari ragavte ani kahi karava tari bhadakte. mag kashibashi tayar zali shevti ani mag masta paiki basic instinct baghayla gelo. shilpachya bajula basun ha picture baghaycha hya kalpanenich manat asha gudgulya hot hotya kay sangu.pan sala apla nashib *****. tickets anayla me gelo hoto tar tevdyat tichi mavshi kadmadli ani shilpala tichya ghari gheun geli. tari shilpachya hushari mule bal bal bach gaye. nahitar vait game padli asti aaj.

Shilpa : aaj sachin ni picture la jaycha plan kela Ekadum A certificate vala picture. adhi me nahich mhanale pan mala pan kadhicha he asla kahitari baghaychach hota. tevdich maitrin madhe ding marta ali asti pan hai re dusrdaiva nemki shakumavshi kalmadali tikde. Nashib Sachin teva tickets kadhayla gela hota. shakumavshi mala vicharate "Ekade kay karte mhane ? Adult picture baghayala ka ?" Atta meech teela vicharnaar hote " Mavshe tu ya vayat baghoo shakte tar me kay paap kelay." pan mug ugach bajula shopping karayla ale hote mhanun wel maroon neli. Sachin ni maazi gaadi chumbanachya pudhe janar ka kadhitari ?

Sachin : Hushhhhhh !!! Shilpachya babani gaadi ghetali. Bara zala. Atta roj bus ni train ni Ekade tikde firayala jaycha trass vachla. ata Shilpala driving shikvayachya navakhali aamhi bhatakato ekade tikde. Gaadi bari padte. Kuthe adoshala pun thambavata yete. ani ek zakkas goshta mhanje shilpani mazyashi bet lavli ahe 31st december paryant gadi shikun dakhvel mhanun, nahitar tee me magen te mala denar. kay magave bare? shyaa ekacch poore nahi padnaar. mala tar kitti kay kay magavasa vattay.

Shilpa : agaiga udya 31st december ani mala ajun gadi chalavtach yet nahiye. mala bai khupach bhiti vatayla lagli ahe. sachin mela kay magel kahi bharavsa nahi. deva gajanana vachav re mala hyatun, tula poorna ek pav pedhyacha prasad chadhvin.

Sachin : udya 31st december. anukade ratrichi party ahe. masta dhamal yenar. ani shilpala ajun gadi chalavta yet nahiye. udya sakali shilpa bet haarnar. mazya manat udyachya kalpaneni attapasun fatake phutu lagle ahet.


vachakaho : aplya manatlya anek goshti sachin ani shilpani "doghanchya diaryt" lihilya nahit jya ki tyanni hya diary madhe lihilya ahet. tyamulech 31st december doghanni kharach kasa celebrate kela he kahi aplyala kalu shaknar nahi. karan hee diary ata junya warshabarobarach sampli ahe. :o)


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