"Mala kahihi aikayache nahiye. Tu hya diwali ankasathi kahitari lihun dete
ahes. Ani pudhalya ravivar paryant mala te tayar pahije ahe."
"Mhanaje ha joke karat nahiye tar" mi swatahashi ch mhatale ani phone thevun dila.
Patthyane mala email lihili asati tar bahutek sarva majakur CAPS madhe lihila asata.
Mala ugachach tyachyashi boltana dokyachya mage ek loaded pistol disat hote!!
Tyachyashi boltana mala watale hote ki to maskari karato ahe. Ata mala sanga
mi kaay lihinar ? Mi ahe ek software engineer ani hya wishishta kalapatalya
sarva prani matran pramane mi diwasatale 8-9 taas computer namak yantra kade
pahanyar ghalawate.Ani satya sangayache zale tar tyatala barachasa wel surfing
karanyat jato!! Aho…jiwan wishayak gambhir wichar karayala welach nasato.(Nahi
mhanayala jeva bhuk lagaleli asate , swayapak karayacha utsah nasato ani jawalat
jawalache Pizza Hut kinva MacD 15 minutanchya drive war asate teva matra ase
kahise wichar manat yetat) Dar athavadyachya laundry ani grocery store chya
warya karanyat ch amacha janma jayacha.Amachya nashibi kuthale nisarga ramya
pradeshatun prawas ? Kahi speeding tickets cha apawad wagalata amachya ayushyat
kahihi chitta thararaka ghadalele nahiye. Mi kaay lihinar kappal ?
Kaay mhanata ? Mazya ayushya talya eka diwasa baddal lihu ? Aho….mazya
ayushya tala ek tukda kapala ani microscope khali thevala tar tyat tumhala kahi
manoranjak wachayala milel ase tumhala watat asel tar tumhala mansopcharachi
atyant garaj ahe. Tumcha insurance cover karato ka te fakt paha. Ase karate
..tya virtual reality chya sites asatat na tyat kase sagalya kholyatun firawun
anatat na tase tumhala mazya ayushyatalya eka diwasatun firawun anate.Mag mala
sanga ki hya baddal lihayala hawe ki nako. Chala tar mag seat belts bandha pahu
mandali.
thikan: California madhalya eka chhanshya apartment complex
madhale chhanse apartment.Suswagatam!!
vel: Sakalche 7
Aaspaass chya 2-3 apartments madhalya lokanna jaagawel ashya takadicha ek
alarm wajato. Ek haat - asel nasel te sarva bal ekawatun maza hath - to alarm
band karato.Sakali sakali uthavanara ha alarm mhanaje ek atyant tapdayak gosht
ahe hyawar konachehi dumat hone kewal asakya ahe.Aso. Nidan maza tari asa
anubhav ahe ki evadhya sakali uthalyawar nako asatanahi apale sarva ayushya
dolya samor chamakun jate.Ani apan manavi dehache he kaay kele ahe ashi janiv
bochat rahate!! Sumare 30 second (Tya peksha jast wel sakali deu shakat nahi ho)
hyawar gambhir pane wichar kelyawar ek mahatwacha niryay ghyayachi wel yete.
Tayar houn Gym la jawe ka thoda wel anakhi zop kadhawi ? Shakepeare chya Hamlet
la mhanawe tuzyapudhe bhale padala asel jivan maranacha prashna pan maza ha
gahan pech darroj sakali sodwun dakhaw mhanawe. Mala alelya eka mail madhali ek
ol athavate "The path of least resistance usually leads to downfall and
repentance". Eka kshanat comforter fekun mi bed madhub baher udi marate.
Ugachach zaratrushtra wagaire n sarakhe ek prakashman wartul mazya dokya bhovati
ahe ase mala watu lagate.
thikan: Gym
vel: 7.30 cha sumar.
Manushya yonitalya nanawidh namunyani gym nusta gajabajalela asato. Ani te
suddha sarva akara madhe - S, M , L ani barechase XL. Ek treadmill pahun mi
tichya dishene agekuch suru karate. Anakhi ek manav prani tech dhyey thevun
watchal karat asalyache tirakya najarene mi pahun ghete. Pan "Thambala to
sampala" wagaire subhashite punashcha dolya samor chamakatat.Ani manatalya manat
"Har Har Mahadew" cha jayghosh karat asmadik "PhotoFinish" madhe treadmill sar
karatat. Maze laksha samorachya tv sets kade jate.Mag pudhala ardha taas Oakland
madhe koni konacha khun kela (Ka te mahit nasatech 10 paiki 9 wela) , zakas
apple pie kasa banawawa ani dolyanchya papanyanchi niga kashi rakhawi hyawar
mala lecture milate.Mi personal trainer ghetala nahi hya baddal mala punha ekda
anand hoto.Aho..asach ek trainer aka abhagi manavala uthabashya kadhatana 1 te
40 akade jorat mhanatana mi mazya kananni aikale ahe.Swatahachya kanani
aikalelya goshti satya asatat bare ka ….baryachada. Ata swatahachya Praudh
shikshana warga madhale dhade ase gym madhe girawayache ka te tumhich sanga
bare.Pan American lokana na kahi pachpochach nasato.
Adalya diwashichya pizza , coke ani chocolate chip cookies asalya charabat
padarthanni sharirat ghusawalelya calories nahishya zalya ahet hyachi khatri
zalyawarach mi gharacha rasta dharate.
thikan: Maze apartment (Chukun ghar mhananar hote pan
tumhala watel ki tumdar gharach ahe maze)
vel: 8.30 chi
Hya pudhalya ardhya tasatalya goshti mala neet kramawar athavat nahit bare
ka.Sagale fast forward mode madhe hote.Anghol , nashta , ghaighaine check lihine
, te post karane ardhya tasat atopun mi office namak yudhha bhumichya dishene
nighate.
thikan: Mazi karmabhumi
vel: 9 wajale
ahet.
Office madhe tar kharokhar yudhhabhumiche watwaran asate. Printer cha awaj ,
fax machine cha awaj , phones wajatahet ….kahi kahi wicharu naka. Pan maja
mahitahe ka ? Mi sodun ithale samast pranimatra ekjat hadakule ahet..ani te pan
coke , French fries ani cookies hadadun.Kase kaay te mala ek code ahe buwa.
Ratri mala zop ka yet nahi hyachi anek karane ahet…tyatale ek he ani dusre
mhanaje chandrakori pramane wardhishnu honare ithale rents.Aho ashane RV gheun
rahayachi wel yeil.
Mi cubicle madhe basate na basate toch shejaracha chinky ghusato "Swapna , we
have a problem"."Tu anakhi kaay sangnar mhana" ase mi jorane bolun takate.Hya
chinkila sadhe English he/she cha ghol ghatalya kherij bolata yet nahi tyala
Marathi kaay kalanar ? Ani mhane Chinese bhashet he/she nahi.Mi mukatyane
tyachya cubicle madhe ghusate. Sakali sakali total professionalism cha aaw anane
khup sope ahe.Ani mag jasa diwas chadhato tase ghadyalachya sarakatya katya chya
sam pramanat to kami hot jato.
Pudhale 2 taas tyache chinglish ani maze hinglish hyanchya jugalbandit
jatat.Logs ani debugging papers chya gundalya pahun Dadar chya Ranade Road
waralya Paneri/Chandery/Soneri asalya dukananchi athavan hote aai shapath!
Ulagadatahet apale tage!! Punha hyache apale palupad "It is working fine
yesterday" ....Pu.La.n chya Kushabhau Gulawani Sarakhe he khas English
ahe..sthal , kaal , stri purush kashachahi bandhane na jumanata zado English!
Lokanna kagadachya gundalyani ghusamatawun marata yete ka ho ? Tumhala asalya
tapdayak colleagues na marayacha ekhada naami upaay mahiti asalyas mala Email
pathava. Email warun lakshat yete ki office madhe yeun itaka wel zala pan mi
Email check keleli nasate.
Evadhya amacha system admin yeto."By the way" SysAdmin-The-Great
Uwach..""Just want to let u guys know that I changed that configuration we had
talked about a month back". Evadhe bolun mahashay MCSE certificate dilela manus
ch chalu shakel ashya chaline chalate hotat.Apan sysadmin whayache sodun Java ka
shikalo asa punha pashhattap hoto.Tyala ilaz nahi. Mazya raktacha kan na kan
coffee sathi akrosh karat asato.
thikan: Office madhali coffee room
vel:
Bhar duparachi
""I heard Yahoo shares dropped" jagbudi alyachya thatat ek "Mocha"
udgarato.""Yeah.. I know…did u hear latest about Microsoft ?" kes ugachach blond
dye keleli ek "Hazelnut" pachakate.Shri ani Sau Gates chya apatyachya bhavishya
wishayi mafak charcha hote.Transatlantic accents madhe Egypt , China ani India
che sur bemalum pane misalatat.Amachya company chya navatil shevatalya
"International" la sarthak karayala amhi jagato!! Lekache caffeine madhe bhesal
karatat ka kaay dewala thauk.Itaki coffee ghaun pan nantar honarya meeting la
jage rahane hi kewal ashakya kotitil baab ahe.Ani meeting pan hyanna lunch
nantar ghyayache suchate.Ka te mala wicharu naka.Nusta traas! Chala...meeting
room madhe dokawun yeu yaat.
thikan: Meeting room urfa jithe zop yete pan zopayala milat
nahi ashi jaga
vel: Khare sangayache tar waamkukshichi
Ekhadya meeting la lagnari sarva samugri ithe maujud ahe.Madhe thevalelya
pandharya boardawar kaay nahi te sanga - ardhawat lihilele code , phone numbers
ani email addresses , flowcharts ..thodakyat sangayache tar hyawarun donach
andaj bandhayache ...ek tar magalya meeting madhe kharech kahi sadhya zale hote
kinva sarva mandali ekmekanna bemalum shendya lawu shakanari hoti. Meeting suru
karanara - apan tyala ksha mhanu - naak muradat te sarva pusato.Jase kaay board
saaf karayachi jababdari dar ratri Janitor chi ch ahe.
Ghasa khakarun sarva meetings chi suruwat keli pahije asa alikhit sanket
ahe.Are meeting suru honya adhi khakarun ghya ki.Mag kahi nave alele lok
ugachach pens ani writing pads sarasawatat.
ksha tyanchyakade pahun ek smita hasya karato.Ani te hi ugachach atyant
aadrane tyachyakade pahatat.Meeting la tond futate ani mag je dalan chalu hote
te kahi sampta sampat nahi.Marutiche sheput lamble nasel ashi agenda warachya
items chi list wadhate.Anubhavi lok jyana tond band thevun jambhai denyachi kala
awagat zali ahe te atyant majet asatat.Ani asmadik matar ha tond dabun
bukkyancha maar sahan karat asatat......konitari mhatalech ahe - thevile anante
taisichi rahawe.Did tasachya tapashcharye nantar meeting sampate.Ani pahate tar
kaay chakka board bharalela...kamal ahe!!!
Pudhale 2 taas mails na uttare dya , jyana anakhi eka warshane wardhakya kade
zukayachi ghai lagali ahe ashya mitranna ECard pathava , "good one" ase subject
asalelya mails forward kara asalya udyogat jatat. Ghari jayachi wel zali!!
thikan: Ardhe rikame zalele office
vel:
Tinhi sanjechi
Ata meeting madhe nasalya mule mi ek chhan jambhai dete.Shejaracha chinky
kadhichach gayab zalela asato.Lekala San Francisco madhe rahato mhanun ghari
lawakar jayacha parwana milala ahe janu."Too much traffic...Too much traffic"
ase oradat 5.30h bag gheun palato.Mala ashi dhurta shanka ahe ki tyane company
la chukicha patta dila ahe muddam.Hyacha ek diwas pathalag karun hya
prakaranacha chhada lawayacha maza navin warshacha sankalp ahe. Sadhya tari mi
tyachya Webshots chya screen saver kade pahun daat oth khaun ghete.
Sarva awaraawar karun mhanaje PC wagaire lock karun mi nighnar evadhyat
khakaralyacha awaj hoto ani Boss aa gaya!! Aliya Bhogasi asawe sadar.Boss pahila
khada takato "So how was your day swapna"..mazya navache paar teen tera wajawun
bolato...sangun aikat nahi.Kitida watate swachha wicharun takawe....melya ..maze
naav neet uchharayala kaay gheshil re ? Pan manus manane changla ahe.Nahitar
swatahachya boss wishayi kon changle bolel kaay ? Mi apale "U dont want to know
Rick" mhanun awarate ghenyacha prayatna karate.Pan Rama Shiva Govinda!! "Oh…I
really don’t want to know. Say….Mickey is not doing well these days". Hyachya
tya atyant "Vikral" evadhya ekach shabdane warnan karata yeil ashya kutrache
naav "Mickey" ka thevale ahe he ek Mrs.Rick jane ani dusra to Bhagwan
Yeshu."Nainam chhidanti shastrani..nainam dahati pawaka" ase kahise Geete tale
warnan tyala tantotant lagu padawe te niralya arthane.Ata hya Mickey che pot
bighadale ahe evadhe sangun maza boss thambat nahi...warati tyasathi vet ne kaay
kaay aushadhe sangitali, ti diwasatun kitida ghayachi , ti ghyayala Mickey kasa
tras deto , mag tyala "Lullaby" kashi gaw lagate he sagale sangun to mokla
hoto.Bharila bhar mhanun Mrs.Rick la home therapies chi awad ahe mhane.Mickey
chya potdukhiche karan hya home therapies nasatil tar maze naav badalun
ghein!!
"Trahi mam" ase mhanun mi 33 kotin paiki athavatil tya sarva dewanchi karuna
bhaku lagate.Konatya tari dewacha phone lagato ani mazya boss cha cell phone
wajato...tyache music pan "Jingle Bell..Jingle Bell" ugachach khidaki baher
barfa padatey ase watate ho.Maza boss dachakato ani "That must be Wilma…gotta go
, see ya tomorrow" ase mhanun antardhan pawato.
Hushha mhanun mi hi car chya keys uchalate ani gharacha rasta dharate.
Ata tumhich sanga he puraan kahi masikasathi lekh mhanun dyayachya layakiche
ahe kaay ?