"Mala kahihi aikayache nahiye. Tu hya diwali ankasathi kahitari lihun dete

ahes. Ani pudhalya ravivar paryant mala te tayar pahije ahe."

"Mhanaje ha joke karat nahiye tar" mi swatahashi ch mhatale ani phone thevun dila.

Patthyane mala email lihili asati tar bahutek sarva majakur CAPS madhe lihila asata.

Mala ugachach tyachyashi boltana dokyachya mage ek loaded pistol disat hote!!

Tyachyashi boltana mala watale hote ki to maskari karato ahe. Ata mala sanga

mi kaay lihinar ? Mi ahe ek software engineer ani hya wishishta kalapatalya

sarva prani matran pramane mi diwasatale 8-9 taas computer namak yantra kade

pahanyar ghalawate.Ani satya sangayache zale tar tyatala barachasa wel surfing

karanyat jato!! Aho…jiwan wishayak gambhir wichar karayala welach nasato.(Nahi

mhanayala jeva bhuk lagaleli asate , swayapak karayacha utsah nasato ani jawalat

jawalache Pizza Hut kinva MacD 15 minutanchya drive war asate teva matra ase

kahise wichar manat yetat) Dar athavadyachya laundry ani grocery store chya

warya karanyat ch amacha janma jayacha.Amachya nashibi kuthale nisarga ramya

pradeshatun prawas ? Kahi speeding tickets cha apawad wagalata amachya ayushyat

kahihi chitta thararaka ghadalele nahiye. Mi kaay lihinar kappal ?

Kaay mhanata ? Mazya ayushya talya eka diwasa baddal lihu ? Aho….mazya

ayushya tala ek tukda kapala ani microscope khali thevala tar tyat tumhala kahi

manoranjak wachayala milel ase tumhala watat asel tar tumhala mansopcharachi

atyant garaj ahe. Tumcha insurance cover karato ka te fakt paha. Ase karate

..tya virtual reality chya sites asatat na tyat kase sagalya kholyatun firawun

anatat na tase tumhala mazya ayushyatalya eka diwasatun firawun anate.Mag mala

sanga ki hya baddal lihayala hawe ki nako. Chala tar mag seat belts bandha pahu

mandali.

thikan: California madhalya eka chhanshya apartment complex

madhale chhanse apartment.Suswagatam!!
vel: Sakalche 7

Aaspaass chya 2-3 apartments madhalya lokanna jaagawel ashya takadicha ek

alarm wajato. Ek haat - asel nasel te sarva bal ekawatun maza hath - to alarm

band karato.Sakali sakali uthavanara ha alarm mhanaje ek atyant tapdayak gosht

ahe hyawar konachehi dumat hone kewal asakya ahe.Aso. Nidan maza tari asa

anubhav ahe ki evadhya sakali uthalyawar nako asatanahi apale sarva ayushya

dolya samor chamakun jate.Ani apan manavi dehache he kaay kele ahe ashi janiv

bochat rahate!! Sumare 30 second (Tya peksha jast wel sakali deu shakat nahi ho)

hyawar gambhir pane wichar kelyawar ek mahatwacha niryay ghyayachi wel yete.

Tayar houn Gym la jawe ka thoda wel anakhi zop kadhawi ? Shakepeare chya Hamlet

la mhanawe tuzyapudhe bhale padala asel jivan maranacha prashna pan maza ha

gahan pech darroj sakali sodwun dakhaw mhanawe. Mala alelya eka mail madhali ek

ol athavate "The path of least resistance usually leads to downfall and

repentance". Eka kshanat comforter fekun mi bed madhub baher udi marate.

Ugachach zaratrushtra wagaire n sarakhe ek prakashman wartul mazya dokya bhovati

ahe ase mala watu lagate.

thikan: Gym
vel: 7.30 cha sumar.

Manushya yonitalya nanawidh namunyani gym nusta gajabajalela asato. Ani te

suddha sarva akara madhe - S, M , L ani barechase XL. Ek treadmill pahun mi

tichya dishene agekuch suru karate. Anakhi ek manav prani tech dhyey thevun

watchal karat asalyache tirakya najarene mi pahun ghete. Pan "Thambala to

sampala" wagaire subhashite punashcha dolya samor chamakatat.Ani manatalya manat

"Har Har Mahadew" cha jayghosh karat asmadik "PhotoFinish" madhe treadmill sar

karatat. Maze laksha samorachya tv sets kade jate.Mag pudhala ardha taas Oakland

madhe koni konacha khun kela (Ka te mahit nasatech 10 paiki 9 wela) , zakas

apple pie kasa banawawa ani dolyanchya papanyanchi niga kashi rakhawi hyawar

mala lecture milate.Mi personal trainer ghetala nahi hya baddal mala punha ekda

anand hoto.Aho..asach ek trainer aka abhagi manavala uthabashya kadhatana 1 te

40 akade jorat mhanatana mi mazya kananni aikale ahe.Swatahachya kanani

aikalelya goshti satya asatat bare ka ….baryachada. Ata swatahachya Praudh

shikshana warga madhale dhade ase gym madhe girawayache ka te tumhich sanga

bare.Pan American lokana na kahi pachpochach nasato.

Adalya diwashichya pizza , coke ani chocolate chip cookies asalya charabat

padarthanni sharirat ghusawalelya calories nahishya zalya ahet hyachi khatri

zalyawarach mi gharacha rasta dharate.

thikan: Maze apartment (Chukun ghar mhananar hote pan

tumhala watel ki tumdar gharach ahe maze)
vel: 8.30 chi

Hya pudhalya ardhya tasatalya goshti mala neet kramawar athavat nahit bare

ka.Sagale fast forward mode madhe hote.Anghol , nashta , ghaighaine check lihine

, te post karane ardhya tasat atopun mi office namak yudhha bhumichya dishene

nighate.

thikan: Mazi karmabhumi
vel: 9 wajale

ahet.

Office madhe tar kharokhar yudhhabhumiche watwaran asate. Printer cha awaj ,

fax machine cha awaj , phones wajatahet ….kahi kahi wicharu naka. Pan maja

mahitahe ka ? Mi sodun ithale samast pranimatra ekjat hadakule ahet..ani te pan

coke , French fries ani cookies hadadun.Kase kaay te mala ek code ahe buwa.

Ratri mala zop ka yet nahi hyachi anek karane ahet…tyatale ek he ani dusre

mhanaje chandrakori pramane wardhishnu honare ithale rents.Aho ashane RV gheun

rahayachi wel yeil.

Mi cubicle madhe basate na basate toch shejaracha chinky ghusato "Swapna , we

have a problem"."Tu anakhi kaay sangnar mhana" ase mi jorane bolun takate.Hya

chinkila sadhe English he/she cha ghol ghatalya kherij bolata yet nahi tyala

Marathi kaay kalanar ? Ani mhane Chinese bhashet he/she nahi.Mi mukatyane

tyachya cubicle madhe ghusate. Sakali sakali total professionalism cha aaw anane

khup sope ahe.Ani mag jasa diwas chadhato tase ghadyalachya sarakatya katya chya

sam pramanat to kami hot jato.

Pudhale 2 taas tyache chinglish ani maze hinglish hyanchya jugalbandit

jatat.Logs ani debugging papers chya gundalya pahun Dadar chya Ranade Road

waralya Paneri/Chandery/Soneri asalya dukananchi athavan hote aai shapath!

Ulagadatahet apale tage!! Punha hyache apale palupad "It is working fine

yesterday" ....Pu.La.n chya Kushabhau Gulawani Sarakhe he khas English

ahe..sthal , kaal , stri purush kashachahi bandhane na jumanata zado English!

Lokanna kagadachya gundalyani ghusamatawun marata yete ka ho ? Tumhala asalya

tapdayak colleagues na marayacha ekhada naami upaay mahiti asalyas mala Email

pathava. Email warun lakshat yete ki office madhe yeun itaka wel zala pan mi

Email check keleli nasate.

Evadhya amacha system admin yeto."By the way" SysAdmin-The-Great

Uwach..""Just want to let u guys know that I changed that configuration we had

talked about a month back". Evadhe bolun mahashay MCSE certificate dilela manus

ch chalu shakel ashya chaline chalate hotat.Apan sysadmin whayache sodun Java ka

shikalo asa punha pashhattap hoto.Tyala ilaz nahi. Mazya raktacha kan na kan

coffee sathi akrosh karat asato.

thikan: Office madhali coffee room
vel:

Bhar duparachi

""I heard Yahoo shares dropped" jagbudi alyachya thatat ek "Mocha"

udgarato.""Yeah.. I know…did u hear latest about Microsoft ?" kes ugachach blond

dye keleli ek "Hazelnut" pachakate.Shri ani Sau Gates chya apatyachya bhavishya

wishayi mafak charcha hote.Transatlantic accents madhe Egypt , China ani India

che sur bemalum pane misalatat.Amachya company chya navatil shevatalya

"International" la sarthak karayala amhi jagato!! Lekache caffeine madhe bhesal

karatat ka kaay dewala thauk.Itaki coffee ghaun pan nantar honarya meeting la

jage rahane hi kewal ashakya kotitil baab ahe.Ani meeting pan hyanna lunch

nantar ghyayache suchate.Ka te mala wicharu naka.Nusta traas! Chala...meeting

room madhe dokawun yeu yaat.

thikan: Meeting room urfa jithe zop yete pan zopayala milat

nahi ashi jaga
vel: Khare sangayache tar waamkukshichi

Ekhadya meeting la lagnari sarva samugri ithe maujud ahe.Madhe thevalelya

pandharya boardawar kaay nahi te sanga - ardhawat lihilele code , phone numbers

ani email addresses , flowcharts ..thodakyat sangayache tar hyawarun donach

andaj bandhayache ...ek tar magalya meeting madhe kharech kahi sadhya zale hote

kinva sarva mandali ekmekanna bemalum shendya lawu shakanari hoti. Meeting suru

karanara - apan tyala ksha mhanu - naak muradat te sarva pusato.Jase kaay board

saaf karayachi jababdari dar ratri Janitor chi ch ahe.

Ghasa khakarun sarva meetings chi suruwat keli pahije asa alikhit sanket

ahe.Are meeting suru honya adhi khakarun ghya ki.Mag kahi nave alele lok

ugachach pens ani writing pads sarasawatat.

ksha tyanchyakade pahun ek smita hasya karato.Ani te hi ugachach atyant

aadrane tyachyakade pahatat.Meeting la tond futate ani mag je dalan chalu hote

te kahi sampta sampat nahi.Marutiche sheput lamble nasel ashi agenda warachya

items chi list wadhate.Anubhavi lok jyana tond band thevun jambhai denyachi kala

awagat zali ahe te atyant majet asatat.Ani asmadik matar ha tond dabun

bukkyancha maar sahan karat asatat......konitari mhatalech ahe - thevile anante

taisichi rahawe.Did tasachya tapashcharye nantar meeting sampate.Ani pahate tar

kaay chakka board bharalela...kamal ahe!!!

Pudhale 2 taas mails na uttare dya , jyana anakhi eka warshane wardhakya kade

zukayachi ghai lagali ahe ashya mitranna ECard pathava , "good one" ase subject

asalelya mails forward kara asalya udyogat jatat. Ghari jayachi wel zali!!

thikan: Ardhe rikame zalele office
vel:

Tinhi sanjechi

Ata meeting madhe nasalya mule mi ek chhan jambhai dete.Shejaracha chinky

kadhichach gayab zalela asato.Lekala San Francisco madhe rahato mhanun ghari

lawakar jayacha parwana milala ahe janu."Too much traffic...Too much traffic"

ase oradat 5.30h bag gheun palato.Mala ashi dhurta shanka ahe ki tyane company

la chukicha patta dila ahe muddam.Hyacha ek diwas pathalag karun hya

prakaranacha chhada lawayacha maza navin warshacha sankalp ahe. Sadhya tari mi

tyachya Webshots chya screen saver kade pahun daat oth khaun ghete.

Sarva awaraawar karun mhanaje PC wagaire lock karun mi nighnar evadhyat

khakaralyacha awaj hoto ani Boss aa gaya!! Aliya Bhogasi asawe sadar.Boss pahila

khada takato "So how was your day swapna"..mazya navache paar teen tera wajawun

bolato...sangun aikat nahi.Kitida watate swachha wicharun takawe....melya ..maze

naav neet uchharayala kaay gheshil re ? Pan manus manane changla ahe.Nahitar

swatahachya boss wishayi kon changle bolel kaay ? Mi apale "U dont want to know

Rick" mhanun awarate ghenyacha prayatna karate.Pan Rama Shiva Govinda!! "Oh…I

really don’t want to know. Say….Mickey is not doing well these days". Hyachya

tya atyant "Vikral" evadhya ekach shabdane warnan karata yeil ashya kutrache

naav "Mickey" ka thevale ahe he ek Mrs.Rick jane ani dusra to Bhagwan

Yeshu."Nainam chhidanti shastrani..nainam dahati pawaka" ase kahise Geete tale

warnan tyala tantotant lagu padawe te niralya arthane.Ata hya Mickey che pot

bighadale ahe evadhe sangun maza boss thambat nahi...warati tyasathi vet ne kaay

kaay aushadhe sangitali, ti diwasatun kitida ghayachi , ti ghyayala Mickey kasa

tras deto , mag tyala "Lullaby" kashi gaw lagate he sagale sangun to mokla

hoto.Bharila bhar mhanun Mrs.Rick la home therapies chi awad ahe mhane.Mickey

chya potdukhiche karan hya home therapies nasatil tar maze naav badalun

ghein!!

"Trahi mam" ase mhanun mi 33 kotin paiki athavatil tya sarva dewanchi karuna

bhaku lagate.Konatya tari dewacha phone lagato ani mazya boss cha cell phone

wajato...tyache music pan "Jingle Bell..Jingle Bell" ugachach khidaki baher

barfa padatey ase watate ho.Maza boss dachakato ani "That must be Wilma…gotta go

, see ya tomorrow" ase mhanun antardhan pawato.

Hushha mhanun mi hi car chya keys uchalate ani gharacha rasta dharate.

Ata tumhich sanga he puraan kahi masikasathi lekh mhanun dyayachya layakiche

ahe kaay ?