Juir
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| | Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 7:07 am: | 
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are rana tya yedya la kahi bolun fhayada nahi
uska kam hi chalata hai..
tyala rag nahi fhodayachi garaj ahe
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Zakki
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| | Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 11:31 am: |
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jau[rÊ jau[rÊ jara XaaMt hÜ. hI varcaI BaaYaa mauMbatlyaa Kalacyaa vagaa-tlyaaÊ gauMDaMcyaa tÜMDI Asato.
tU hIca BaaYaa vaap$ nakܲ %yaapoxaa caaMgalao kaihtrI vaaca. pu. la.Ê va. pu. vagaOro.
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juee tu mumbaitlya warchya vargatlya gundanchya tondchi bhasha vapar ga :-))
protection money..khoka..scam..vagaire vagaire :-))
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Athak
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| | Saturday, June 08, 2002 - 4:20 am: |
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Tum vaDil maanas wo pottiko kayako bigaDneko mangata hai 
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jau yaar tora baÜlaI baccana BaI BaÝt haD- hya yaar²²² e@dma zsa rhoila hO tu tܲ²²
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Sparab
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| | Monday, June 17, 2002 - 7:22 am: |
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Ailaa sahi bb ughadla aahe... chyaaaila mahitach navhata. Sala halli he Higujcha navin rup zalya pasun aapala sala eekade tikade baghanach kami zala aahe. Aapla te GTP1 eke GTP1. Pan aata eekade yaayla harkat nahi... aaila aaplich 'BB' aahe... sorry aaplacha BB aahe...
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aare tumha mumbaikarana saram vatali pahije tumchi bhasa tumhi tikvun nahi tuheu saklat
aata tumchyamula tumhi marathi bhasa kasi hoti yacha itihas sangat basnar ahar
baki tumhi lok kahi karu sakat nahit mumbai tumchi ani bhandi ghasa amchi
samjle kai
hindi ani english chya kubdya gheun jagnare lok tumhi tumhala kasli bhasa ani kasli sanskruti
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Chatur
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| | Tuesday, April 08, 2003 - 1:37 pm: |
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tujhya aai cho gho !!! tu kon re aamhaala sikavnaara?
yeh apun ki istyle hai... bhayerchyana naay kaLaaychi
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Jantoo
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| | Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 8:08 am: |
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Aro AaQaI maraiz typing vyavasqaIt krayalaa iXak AaiNa magaca mauMbakraMnaa naavaM zovaayacao QaaDsa kr
Ajauna tu KrI mauMbakraMcaI marazI baGaItlaolaI naahIsa maaJaa p`omaL sallaa Aaho ik tI maraiz tu kQaI
AnauBavau nayaosa KUp jaD jaala tulaa
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yao itjyaa Aayalaa Aaplyaa eirAa maQyao kÜNa ro naivana macCr ha. kaya BaUNaBaUNa krtÜya hocyaa.
yao Xaanyaa marazI saMsËuit ibaMËutI Asalao Zacao Aaplyaa do] nakÜ ... cala.
vaa²²² kaya baÜlalaa haM Æ
(aca saÜtaca naava " idla sao Ainala " AaiNa maraizcaa Xyaanapnaa Aamhalaa iXakvatÜya
yao nayao gaAÜ ka pMCI naava badla AaQaI cala ...
yao pÜraMÙÜ (a naivana pÜpTlaa samajavaa h eirAa sa%yaaBaacaa Aaho kDo Ôuk%T QaitMga naaya krayacaI.
(a idvaaLIlaa (alaa GaarI baÜlavaa AaiNa idvyaaMcaa KÜka Va
kaya samajalaa kaya ro " idla sao " Æ
Aata idla sao idvaa ³ ~D ´ Gao AaiNa klTI maar...
cala cala cala inakla...macamaca ÔukT
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Jantoo
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| | Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 11:08 am: |
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baÜhÜt saih jaa rholaaya sa%yaa Baaya
lagao rhÜ BaIDU
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Milindaa
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| | Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 11:47 am: |
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sa%yaaÊ gaaZvaaÊ maaJyaa maola laa AaQaI ]<ar do
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Weldoda
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| | Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 1:19 pm: |
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*LOL* sa%yaa jabarI ro :o)
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ha ha ha, satya bhai in his elements.. sahi bola bhai!
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Chatur
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| | Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 3:21 am: |
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ek matrimonial ad -
Salam,
Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 6 phoot
height kya! Abhi woh bole to kiya hai na apun ko bhi
life me settle hone ka maangta , isi liye yeah
advertisement apun paper me chaap re la hai...
Maanta hai apun Tapori hai bahut log ka pungi bajayela
hai magar kya hai naa apun ka bhi ijjat hai baap
markit me!!! apun ko bhi public shaadi bia me bolati
hai who bhi ijjat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram
se kama leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisi chahiye, bole to aik dam jhakas,aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hogi to chale ga kion ke kabhi kabhi form bharne
ke liye apun ko 25 log ka haat pair jodna padta
hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga,
iman se... apun ka baccha log ko pada likah tapori
banayinga... bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori computer
waala aur bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun
aik bhi chikni ko line nahi dega re...
Dekho baap apun shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily
ka lafda nahi chahiye han bole to kabab me haddi nahi
baane ka kya!
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun
ko contact karne ka, kya ?
Munna Mobile
Pappu Pager Ka Right Hand
ShanPati Nagar,Gali No. 420
Pareshan Raod, Bhai Ka Area
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Sahi baap, kya likhela hai, maan gaya tereko
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Aro baap ro²² qao AamhI na Aalaolaoca baro²² sava- Baa laÜk ... laÜBa nasalaa trI caalaola ... raga
maanau nayao hI ivanaMtI²² .
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Baa laÜk pLalao vaaTt... AamhI pahIlao yaa qao.. Ana saaraca gaÜMQaL.. maga dIlaa sajjaD dma ekaekalaa
... Asao pLalao mhNata²² AamhI tsao Xaur AahÜt bar ka²² AhÜ kItI yaok to Aalao AaiNa gaolao... pNa Aamacyaa
puZo kÜNaacao kaya caalatoÆ... kayaÆ. ha²².. Aata ksao saaro caup basalaot. naahItr AroravaIcaI BaaYaa...
AamhI nausato AalaÜ qao f> mhTlao.. Aro jaa ro jaa²²laÜBa nasalaa trI baoh<ar²iBatÜ kI kayaÆAna
%yaanaa kLayacao to kLlao... prt maagao mhNauna pahIlao naahI kuNaI.. kaya ivacaaÉ naka²²
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(a QaÜMDÜpMt caa TaLka iÔrlaa kI QaÜMDa pDlaa hocyaa TaL@yaatÆ
ekTaca AarXaa samaÜr ]Baa rahuna BaagaIrI kolyaa saarKa kaya krtÜyaÆ
yao baabaa maNasaat yao ...
ijatnaa macaanaa hO ]tnaa macaa hllaa
Aaja kla KalaI hO Apnaa mauhllaa
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AhÜ... naahI Aa Aa AamhI tumhalaa kuzo kaya mhTlaoÆAamhI tr to %yaa (aMnaa ... bar²²zIk Aaho naa baakI
sava- sa%yaaBaa.. AapNa punha BaoTuca Aata inaGatÜ AamhI²²
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Saee
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| | Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 11:34 am: |
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QaÜMDIbaa.... AhÜ kaya hÜ hI tumacaI AvasqaaÆÆÆ
rsta caukuna [kDo kuzo tDfDlaat tumhIÆÆ
sa%yaa....
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Gurudasb
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| | Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 12:26 pm: |
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Subject: AMCHI MUMBAI !!
A sample of the language that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in
> > > Mumbai
> > > >
> > > > 1. There's a minor problem- Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya
> > > > 2. There's a big problem - Arre yaar, "Jhol" ho gaya
> > > > 3. There's a huge problem..(unsolvable)- Arre yaar,"Raada" ho gaya
> > > > 4. You'll be surprised .- Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu
> > > > 5. I am going out of this place - Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.
> > > > 6. Don't make a fool of others - Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko
> > > > 7. Just get out of here,you oversmart fool!! - Chal e shane, "Hawa"
aan
> > de
> > > > 8. I am not a stupid out here - Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya
> > > > 9. There's some misunderstanding - Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi
> > > > 10. Do u drink daily? - Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?
> > > > 11. See, You are afraid.. - Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi
> > > > 12. Shall I bash u? - E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
> > > > 13. Just take him into a secret place -Use jara "Khopche" me leke
ja
> > > > 14. What a beautiful lady !! - Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!
> > > > 15. Don't just bluff. - E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..
> > > > 16. Don't take much tension.. - Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??
> > > > 17. Your clothes are very awkward!! - Kya "ZAGMAG /DHINKCHAAK" pehna
> > tune?
> > > > 20. I don't care about it much..!! - Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki
Ghata"
> > > > 21.Please don't bore me... - Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu
> > > > 22.All this must be done without anyone's notice Sab kaam "SUUMDI"
me
> > hona
> > > > chahiye...kya?
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Dhondopant
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| | Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 1:42 pm: |
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sa.. jamaanaa badlalaaya²² drrÜja baatmyaa vaacauna Aata vaaTto kI Asaoca QaÜMDÜpnt rahIlaÜ tr kahI Kyaa-cao
naahI... kayaÆKrya naaÆmhNauna jara gallaI badlalaI... kÜNa naahI Asao pahuna.Aamhalaa vaaTlao sa%yaaBaa
fula TU Jaalao kI kaya²²mhNauna jara Aaplaa baaNaa daKvauna dIlaa.. tovaZIca yaa gallaIthI ' jaana ' ...
sa%yaaBaa... gauÉdasa... vvaa²².
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Dhondopant
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| | Wednesday, February 04, 2004 - 10:09 pm: |
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kaya mhNato AamacaI mauMbaOÆÆ .. haM... Aata AamacaI nausatI mhNaayacao.. baakI to sava- ka^smaÜpa^laITna
kI
kaya to. kaya sa ... Kr naaÆ...
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Deepblue
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| | Friday, September 10, 2004 - 5:54 am: |
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Aroro.. kaya tI mauMbacyaa marazIcaI vaaT laavalaIt ro.. Aaplao pulaÊ vapu AEau gaaLt AsatIla..
ih mauMbacaI BaaYaa naaih ro BaaMnaÜ.. ih f> dada laÜkaMcaI BaaYaa Aaho.. napoxaa (a baIbaIcao naava
badlauna gauMD laÜkaMcaI BaaYaa Asao zovaa.
mauMbat AjaunahI marazIcaI paLomauLo tga QaÉna Aahot. qauna marazIlaa ]KDNao evhZo sahjaI sahjaI Xa@ya
nahI. jara dadrÊ igargaavaÊ palao-Ê prLÊ naayagaavaÊ baÜrIvalaIÊ GaaTkÜpr AaiNa tr AnaokÊ tsaoca mauMbacyaa
saavalaItIla zaNao - DÜMbaIvalaIt jaa}na pha. marazI qao AjaunahI naaMdto Aaho. var Anaok ibagar marazI kuTuMbao AXaIhI AahotÊ
jyaaMcyaa GarI marazI AitXaya ]<ama baÜlalaI jaato.. to dixaNa ikMvaa ]<ar BaartIya naaiht AXaI
XaMka yaoNyaatpt to caaMgalaI marazI baÜlatat..
QaÜMDÜpMt.. to ka^smaÜpa^laITna ka kaya to.. tohI Kro Aaho.. pNa tr XahrathI ha rÜga psart caalalaa Aaho..
AgadI marazIcyaa maahorGarI.. puNyaathI..
pNa kahI pÜrasaÜraMnaI US maQyao jaa]na maa^maÊ D^DaÊ ga`^naI kolao mhNajao marazI naYT JaalaI Asao hÜt naahI.
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.. vvaa dIp²² laaKatlao baÜlalaat. tumacyaa tÜMDat saaKr pDÜ.
maaiJayaa marazIicayao baÜla kvatukoÈ prI Ama`utato pOjaa ijaMkoÈÈ
eosaI Axaro risako ÈmaoLivanaÈÈ
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