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Amit
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Amit
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Amit
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p`%yaok vya@tIkDo saarKIca xamata Asato;pNa jasa jasao tumhI vaaZta,caaOksa haota tsao tumhalaa p`Sna pDU laagatat. yaa p`SnaaMnaa ]<aro imaLt gaolaI tr tumacao saamaqya- vaaZt jaato.]<aro imaLalaI naahIt tr tumacaI vaaZ KuMTto.tumhI inaraSa haota .
saMgaNakamauLo Asao inaraSa haoNyaacaI vaoL tumacyaavar yaoNaar naahI. maahItIcao ho drvaajao tumacyaasamaaor KjaInaa ]GaDa krtIla.
saMgaNakacaa ha fayada Aaho.
ibala gaoTsa
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Amit
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Amit
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ivaivaQa doSaacyaa vaOica~pUNa- mhNaI.
ek pahuNaa dusar\yaa paahuNyaacaa WoYa krtao .yajamaana maa~ %yaa daoGaaMcaahI WoYa krtao.
AlbaainaAna
jar tumhalaa vaogaanao p`vaasa krayacaa Asaola tr jaunyaa rs%yaava$na p`vaasa kra.
ba`amhI
jaao gaavaat baZayaa maartao tao jaMgalaat gaolyaavar Gaabartao
ilaAaoisaAna
ek maUK- maaNaUsa paNyaat dgaD Taktao AaiNa SaMBar SahaNaI maaNasao tao baahor kaZU Sakt naahIt.
sayap`sa
kaoTa-t jaaNao mhNajao maaMjar imaLivaNyaasaazI gaa[-caa %yaaga krNyaasaarKM Aaho.
icaina
jaovha tumhI KrodIlaa jaata tovha tumacyaa DaoLyaaMcaa vaapr kra , kanaaMcaa vaapr k$ naka.
Jaok
jyaacyaakDo qaaoDosao Aaho tao garIba navho , pNa jyaalaa AiQak hvaM AsatM taoca Kra garIba
D^inaSa
SahaNyaa maaNasaacaI stutI %yaacyaa pazImaagao kra , pNa SahaNyaa s~IcaI stutI itcyaa samaaorca kra.
[MiglaSa
kaoLIYTko ek~ kolaI tr %yaaMnaI isaMhalaa sauwa baaMQata yaoto.
[iqaAaoipAna
saha fuT laaMbaIcaI jamaIna sava- maaNasaaMnaa samaana laoKto.
[TailaAna
prmaoSvar sava-ca izkaNaI hjar rahU Sakt naahI mhNaUna %yaanao maata inamaa-Na kolyaa.
[s~aelaI
jyaalaa caaMgalaa ptI vhayacao Asaola %yaanao baihro vhavao AaiNa ijalaa caaMgalaI p%naI vhayacao Asaola itnao AaMQaLo vhavao.
f`oMca
baajaar hI ek ASaI jaagaa Aaho kI %yaa izkaNaI gaolaolaI maaNasao ekmaokaMnaa fsavatat.
ga`Ik
svat: ]iSara ]zlaat mhNaUna saUya- kahI ]SaIra ]gavaNaar naahI.
pakIstanaI
ku~a tumacyaapuZo navho tr tumacyaa hatat Asalaolyaa BaakrIpuZo SaopuT hlaivatao
paotu-gaIja
dusar\yaanao Aaplao gaupIt kuNaalaa saaMgaU nayao Asao vaaTt Asaola tr tumhI svat: to dusar\yaalaa saMagaU naka
la^TIna
jaao dusar\yaaMnaa AaoLKtao tao ivaWana AaiNa jaao svat:laa AaoLKtao tao SahaNaa haoya.
icanaI
Aadamanao safrcaMdo KallaI mhNaUna Aaplao dat AjaUna duKtat.
hMgaoiryana
eokNyaanao SahaNapNa yaoto tr baaolaNyaanao pScaatap kravaa laagatao
[TailaAna
saMklana : saaO. holana JaoivaAr iDmaolaao , vasa[-
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kalachya ma.ta. madhe he subhashit vachle. avadale
AaSaa naama manauYyaaNaaM kiScad\ AaScaya- SaRMKlaa, yayaa baw p`Qaavaint mau>istYzint pMgauvat\
AaSaa hI ek AaScaya-kark baoDI Aaho jaI pDlaI Asata laaok Qaavatat AaiNa jaI inaKLlaI kI maaNaUsa pMgaU banatao
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hi Amit,
nice work. Can you tell me how to attach these images. I have tried to get the help of formatting in help section but failed.
Prashant.
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Prashant,
Go to "formatting" option on your left side of Hitguj-maayboli main page then
go to "other formatting" option from contents and double click on "images,attachments & clipart" option.
Hope this help.
Ganesh
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amit,
chaanach ahe te.
mala watata.. Dr Rajendra Barve.. psychiatrist ahet. barobar ka?
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Amit chhan kalpana aani tiche implementation :)
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Hi all, aajach katraN, sakaL madhal...
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he cutting majhya kade baryacha varshanpasun aahet. pan koni lihila aahe te mahiti nahi :o)
A DAY OFF ?
So, you want the Day off !
Let's take a look at what you are asking for :
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There are 365 days available for work.
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which makes its 52 weeks per year.
First of all you are lucky to have 2 days off each weekend.
Leaving 261 days available for work.
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Since you are spending 16 hours each day away from work.
That accounts for another 170 days.
There are now 91 days left available for work.
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You spend 15 minutes each day on Tea/Coffee beraks.
That accounts for 8 days for work.
You spend 30 minutes each day on Lunch.
That accounts for another 16 days per year.
Which leaves now only 67 days available for work.
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The government declares 21 official Holidays every year.
Which leaves you with 46 days available for work.
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You spend 10 days per year on Sick Leave.
Leave 36 days available for work.
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You take 5 days causual Leave per year
Leaving 31 days available for work.
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You take 30 days Privilege Leave per year.
Leaving 1 day available for work.
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And... By God... are you going to take that One Day OFF !
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Can You afford to be Absent ?
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ek forwarded mail
pihlaItlaa inabaMQa
- gaaya -
AmaoirkomaQao maulaalaa gaaya mhNatat. BaartamaQao gavat KaNaaáyaa p`aNyaalaa gaaya mhNatat. gaayaIlaa caar paya AaiNa dÜna kana Asatat . gaayaIcao tÜMD gaayatÜMDo saraMsaarKo Asato. gaayaI Ôavalyaa vaoLat XaopTInao maaXaa maartat. maolaolyaa maaXyaaMcao saukD baÜMbaIla krtat. to TosTI Asato. gaayao gaÜz\yaamaQao gaa gaa krtat.
gaaya dUQa doto pNa AamhI icatL\yaaMcao dUQa iptÜ. gaayaIcyaa XaI laa XaoNa mhNatat. XaIlaabaa XaoNaacyaa gaÝáyaa krto. gaayaIcyaa iplaalaa vaasaÉ mhNatat. vasaubaarsaolaa vaasaracao baarsao krtat. gaayaIcaI pUjaa krtat. pUjaa malaa AavaDto. tI maaJyaa XaojaarI basato. gaayaIlaa maata mhNatat. Baart maata kI jaya.
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Too good Sonali.
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This is the essay on "Cow" which was (supposedly) written by some
student in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services
Examination"
PS : There are no typos in this essay. Everything is legal and as it was
written in the exam. If you develop cramps reading this or find your
English gone haywire after reading this, please dont blame nobody...
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CALCUTTA's Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at
the recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the
Indian cow:
"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is
female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He is same
like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk.
What can it do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed
milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind
generally.
His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his
other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat
cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that
extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his
teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly
in the meadows in the grass.
His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he
is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards.
He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the
other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies
which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is
not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and
he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.
"This is the cow."
P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.
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Continuing with the topic of cows -
What would U do, if U've 2 cows ?
SOCIALISM:
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
FASCISM:
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and sells you the milk.
You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
DEMOCRACY:
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man
in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your
government.
CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows.
You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
BUREAUCRACY:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for
the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
But you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You count them and discover you have five cows. You count them again and
discover you have 42 cows. You count them again and discover you have 12
cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You worship both of them.
A PAKISTANI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are not yielding any milk.
So you link it to the Kashmir issue and call for Jihad against India.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine
productivity, and arrest the journalist who reported otherwise.
THE ENRON CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt-equity
swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back,
with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are
transferred through an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly
owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows
back to your listed company. The Enron annual report says the company owns
eight cows, with an option on one more.
THE ANDERSEN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
But you milk the cows of your customers.
In return, you count the number of their cows.
So if your customer has two cows, you count them as four.
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might not be appropriate on this BB.
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Mavla
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खरतर अमितने सुरु केलेला हा BB खरच सुरेख होता, आहे. पण तो बंद का पड्ला? किति सुरेख collection आहे या bb वर.
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Chami
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ho mavla tuza barobar ahe amitni ha mastach bb suru kela ahe me aaj pahilyanda chalala ani mala khupach avadala.
mala avadel ethe join vhyala.
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लोकसत्ता ची मी एक मनसोक्त वाचक..
तिथे 'करिअर्स' ही पुरवणी येते..
त्यामध्ये येणारे
'सक्सेस पासवर्ड' हे सदर माझ्या विशेष आवडीचे आहे..
या वेळेस तुमच्याबरोबर काही शेअर करावेसे वाटतेय
खाली दिलेली लिन्क तुम्हाला नक्की आवडेल
http://www.loksatta.com/daily/20070606/sh02.htm
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Hkumar
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Doctor : a definition
A person who kills your ills with pills & kills you with his bills.
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Mi_anu
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२३ जानेवारीच्या सामना मधला लेख.:
http://www.thefilehost.net/download.php?id=1C41DC331
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